Dictionaries Key Value Pairs and Methods#

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Deal Dash Intro: Welcome to the Key-Value Frenzy, You Bargain-Hunting Buffoon!#

Lights, camera, deal! You cheapskate contestant, step into the Deal Dash Game Show, where dictionaries are fast-talking traders swapping keys for values faster than you can say “sold!” I’m your host, yelling because you’re treating {'x': 5} like a winning bid. Dictionaries are your powerhouse for customer profiles, product catalogs, and configs—one dict crushes entire Excel sheets. Access keys like grabbing prizes, add values like upping your offer, and loop items like tallying your haul. Every code snippet’s a deal round with a zinger, and the exercises? Haggling challenges that’ll roast your bad trades while you cackle. Grab your paddle (keyboard) and bid smart, or you’re walking away with a KeyError boot to the wallet!

Code Deals with Laughs: Traders Get Slammed#

Basic Access: The Quick Flip Dictionaries are like that trader who flips houses for profit—grab a key, get the value, but wrong key? You’re out cash.

Wrong key? KeyError haggles back, “No such deal, you broke bidder!”

Adding & Updating: The Upgrade Hustle Add keys like sweetening the pot—update values to close the sale.

Overwrite a bad key? It smirks, “Old value gone—you’re a ruthless trader!”

Looping Items: The Full Inventory Scan Loop keys and values like checking your haul—don’t miss a single prize.

Loop wrong? ValueError laughs, “Bad value in your haul, you deal-dodger!”

Methods: The Pro Tools

  • get(key, default): Safe grab—no KeyError if it’s a dud.

  • keys() / values() / items(): List your loot.

  • update(): Merge deals like a boss.

  • pop(key): Dump bad trades.

Bad merge? TypeError yells, “Clashing deals? You’re bankrupt!”

Deal Exercise: Build a Dictionary That Roasts Your Lousy Trades#

Time to haggle, you deal-dropping dealer! Build a Customer Deal Dashboard:

  1. Create your_customers = {'alice': {'name': 'Alice', 'spend': 5000, 'vip': True}} with 4+ entries.

  2. Add a new customer with update(). Duplicate key? Print, “Key clash? You’re a sloppy trader!”

  3. Loop items() to calculate total spend and VIP count. Bad key access? Catch with get(), printing, “Missing key? Walk away, loser!”

  4. Find top spender with max(key=lambda k: your_customers[k]['spend']). Low total? Print, “Total under $10K? You’re fired from the show!”

  5. Bonus: Pop a low-spender and print, “Dumped dud deal—smarter now!”

Starter Code:

Test it, screenshot your dashboard for your GitHub deal sheet, and don’t lowball, you bargain buffoon!

Rant About Code Scams: You Closed the Deal, But Don’t Get Greedy!#

Holy deals, you haggling hotshot, you survived the Deal Dash with keys sharper than a shark’s smile! You’ve flipped customer profiles, merged product catalogs, and looped values like a trading tycoon. Dictionaries are the powerhouse behind every CRM and e-commerce site—screw a key, and your data’s a bigger scam than a fake Rolex. This is the stuff that bags $120K+ analytics jobs while your rivals are VLOOKUP-ing into oblivion. Next up, sets: Get ready to unique-ify your products, or I’ll scam you with a DuplicateError to the bank account!

# https://docs.python.org/3/tutorial/datastructures.html#dictionaries
tel = {'jack': 4098, 'sape': 4139}
tel['guido'] = 4127
tel

tel['jack']

tel['irv']
print(tel.get('irv'))

del tel['sape']
tel['irv'] = 4127
tel

list(tel)

sorted(tel)

'guido' in tel

'jack' not in tel